10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss