10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes