10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.