10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• It's Free To Fold...
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.