10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm