10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.