10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.