10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen