10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.