10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003