10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant