10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22