10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "No river, no fish."
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.