10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)