10 Random Poker Quotes

• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Fold and live to fold again
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant