10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak