10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.