10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers