10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!