10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak