10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow