10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike