10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."