10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)