10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker is for loners.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine