10 Random Poker Quotes

I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Poker is for fat, American losers.
Why not, when some because there are three.
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
"Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..