10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez