10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)