10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it