10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe