10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha