10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones