10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Poker is for loners.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."