10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury