10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth