10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"