10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders