10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician