10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A