10 Random Poker Quotes

"if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
Never educate a stupid poker player.
I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.