10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."