10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."