10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com