10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!