10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.