10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Poker is for loners.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.