10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Fook the floosh droo!
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"