10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.