10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is for loners.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus