10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.